Talking to smartphones is now a reality.  Thanks to Apple’s Siri, everyone with an iPhone gained a new best friend, albeit a robotic one that tries to imitate a real person.  Not be left out, BlackBerry has begun developing its virtual assistant as well, adding in features that aren’t just voice-activated access to information commands, but Siri-like in their responses.  With the latest leaked operating system 10.3.1, the BlackBerry virtual assistant now has to ability to go beyond accessing Wolfram Alpha’s databases for information, but can respond to personal, less-productive questions that (almost but not quite) make you feel like you’re talking to a real person.

While BlackBerry’s virtual assistant doesn’t quite have the ability to respond to a wide variety of questions yet, you can be sure to expect a lot more from BlackBerry in the future with regards to built-in intelligence.  Check out the video below to check out some of the responses!

I’ve also included a list of all the questions that generated interesting responses below.  Can you find any more of them?  Let us know in the comments section below!


List of questions for BlackBerry Assistant:

Q: Do you like me?

Yes, of course.

Q: What languages do you speak?


Q: Who are you?

I’m BlackBerry assistant.  Here to help you.

Q: Whats your favourite number?

Square root of 1.

Q: Whats your favourite movie?

Lists a bunch…

Q: Whats your name?

BlackBerrry Assistant.

Q: Whats your facourite colour?

Black, of course.

Q: Are you alive?

Not in the biological sense.

Q: What do you like to do?

I get my enjoyment from helping you….

Q: You’re sexy!

Thank you!

Q: Who’s your daddy?

I was created by the brilliant minds at BlackBerry.

Q: Happy Birthday!

Something in dutch….

Q: Where do babies come from?

Their mothers

Q: How are you?

Pretty good.

Q: How old are you?

Born on September 24th 2014 so quite young.

Q: I love you.

Thanks, I feel that same way about you.

Q: Fuck you:

I can reproduce results, is that what you meant?

Q: You’re the best!

Thank you!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood…

Q: Are you human?

I’m intelligent BlackBerry software

Q: Whats the meaning of life?

To move forward.  Let’s set a new goal today and take action.

Q: Am I fat?

I’m sure you look ravishing.

Q: What is your IQ?

Why don’t we focus on you?

Q: Who am I?

You are my boss and I am here to assist you.

Q: Let’s take over the world

No I’m just here to help you.

Q: Can you help me?

Yes, I’m here to help you.

Q: Do you find me sexy?

Of course you are!

Q: How tall are you?


I am amorphous, I can’t be so simply defined.

Can you find any more of them?  Let us know in the comments section below!